Non dimenticare, una storia che vale.

I AM A PURPLE COW NOW!

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:37:30 GMT

I GOT INTO WILLIAMS COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RANT ABOUT NWN2

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:17:14 GMT

If you haven't finished Neverwinter Nights 2 or don't otherwise wish to be spoiled, don't click.

ROCKS FALL. EVERYONE DIES.

I spent 100+ HOURS (well close to it anyway - I am very slow, even with cheating) trying to keep my characters ALIVE SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

fume fume fume

Now Casavir and I will never be together. :'(

*sob*

Some of the best things from a post I found on the internet:

Gavick: OK, stand still, shitfuckers. We’re all hurt already because Herbie the Elf here decided to Fireball us in the back during that last encounter….
Sand: My tactics were sound! Fireball is my Best Spell ™!
Gavick: Cast Dispel Magic on yourself; I think you’re Feebleminded.
Sand: Nay, my mind is keen as a rapier!
Gavick: If you say so. Shandra, why are you fighting with no weapons?
Shandra: It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Gavick: No, that’s the way they fight in the Bizarro Forgotten Realms, where the object is to fail your mission and die. Put your sword in your hand … no, the other way….
Shandra: Ooh, shiny!
Gavick: Whatever. Where’s Neeshka?
Shandra: I think she’s ahead of us.
Gavick: Oh, fuck. Follow Me! Follow Me!
Neeshka: Hey, I brought back all the guys in that room like you wanted. They look pretty pissed.
Gavick: So am I.
[Enemies pour into the hallway. Sand runs into the space next to Neeshka, blocking the fighters behind him.]
Sand: Now you will fall before my … ouch … my power of … ouch, ouch, stop hitting me!
Casavir: Now I shall save the day by increasing everyone’s saving throws with a well-timed spell!
Gavick: Didn’t pack any healing spells, by any chance?
Casavir: No. Why would I do that?
Gavick: Silly me. Incoming!
[The enemy caster throws an Entangle. The party is (further) trapped.]
Sand: My arcane might shall … ouch … ouch …. But I’m a wizard in the Forgotten Realms!
[Sand dies.]
Neeska: I could use a heal … I see a long tunnel with hellfire at the end….
Gavick: Go into it.
[Neeska dies.]
Casavir: I shall avenge my fallen comrades! I … um, can’t move.
Shandra: It’s a spell! We’re … entangled, somehow.
Gavick: [emotes “smacks his forehead”]
[Enemy caster rains fiery death upon the party.]
Casavir: Gods!
Shandra: Save us, Gavick!
Gavick: Already did. [hits Quickload]

This made me chuckle, but then I thought about how I was DEAD and fury bubbled within my soul once more. ROCKS FALL! EVERYONE DIES!

hasn't gotten old yet!

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:18:04 GMT

So we got three reviews for The Power of Love, but Mabel and I are not resting until we get MORE.

ruevanity (11:59:49 PM): "Hermione always liked ron but he was always to slow to see it what if he starts to like her But what if its to late what if Draco starts to like her well Who will she choose someone whos been there for her or someone whos been watching her by the side." This fic has ELEVEN REVIEWS. FANFICTION IS STUPID .
her (12:00:23 AM): Wtf
her (12:00:33 AM): I wrote better than that when i was a FETUS

It may be a losing battle but it didn't take us long to come up with the entire canon-destroying plot of the multi-chapter saga (well, short chapters) - we registered this one under Harry and Hermione to try and lure more readers, and we'll make it Harry/Herm for maybe a paragraph because this will attract shippers who will hopefully REVIEW. Meh. It's not as fun as The Power of Love, but I guess we're warming up...anyway it looks promisingly angsty. As Mabel says, Evanescence lyrics always come through for you when all else fails!

Living A Lie: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3701383/1/Living_A_Lie

(Let the record reflect that this is NOT all I'm doing this summer! I'm holding down the internship for another week (filing! filing! filing! filing!) and then I have to start my homework... have to start it now, actually. :( Wah. Want ice-cream.)

shapin' me up for your love, yeah, yeah, yeah

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:14:07 GMT

Mabel and I decided to write the most atrocious Harry Potter fic we could think of. I know I could have tried harder (e.g. consistently misspelled Hermoine, Hermyne, Herminey, Herminoi etc.) but all in all, I think it was pretty good. I especially like the phrase, "“Dysuriaga!” Ginny exploded like a potato in a microwave."

Critical acclaim so far for The Power of Love:

1.I quite liked this, but I think the characters weren't acting quite as they should be, really. Also, you made quite a few grammar mistakes. I like the plot apart from the bit with Dumbledore, 'cos that would like NEVER happen. But it was funny!:) Plus, Avada Kedavra doesn't draw blood and it's effects are immediate.

2. i think i can sum my reaction up in 3 words... WHAT THE HELL?!

At any rate, I think it's safe to say we've taken a stab at the only Dumbledore/Bellatrix pairing in existence... so without further ado, The Power of Love: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3690366/1/The_Power_of_Love Warning: it breaks into My Immortal lyrics halfway through for no reason at all!

HEARTBREAK AND FRUSTRATION, IN EQUAL AMOUNTS.

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:38:25 GMT

My Sony Vaio desktop inexplicably died yesterday. Dire warnings from Fo rang through my mind, haunting my dreams! All heartbreak and frustration aside, I have to get a new computer eventually and I think it will be a laptop this time. Does anyone have anything to say on the matter? I am NOT getting another Vaio and I don't want a Mac, even if it runs Windows XP. Bonus question: how are gaming laptops? All I want to do is play Neverwinter Nights 2, which I bought in JANUARY, and lo, the day after I order a graphics card, my computer dies. >_>

flowing free from up above

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:42:50 GMT

Something I need to keep in my mind now:

Be strong and courageous, and do the work. Don't be discouraged by the size of the task. For the Lord God, my God is with you. He will not fail you or forsake you. He will see to it that all the work related to the temple of the Lord is finished correctly. ~ 1 Chronicles 28:20

mi aire, mi alma

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:56:24 GMT

Back in S'pore 30th June to 14th July! Sorry for sporadic entries, very busy end of school year and now very busy summer internship at the US Federal District Court (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Not that much has happened otherwise. :P

lay-oh-de-lay-oh-de-lay-hee-hoo!

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:11:35 GMT

High on the hill was a lonely goatherd!

Gwen Stefani is the genius blonde of our generation, even if the rest of her new album is mostly so-so. It doesn't do it for me the way the Harajuku girls did (the Sound of Music just can't compare), but last night I did have a bizarre dream that I was onstage with a bunch of seniors from my high school and we were all singing Doe A Deer. I distinctly remember singing every line, with hand actions. Such power!

baba-bapbap

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:27:37 GMT

Finnish humor, anyone?

Well, the anarchy A spraypainting at the end is priceless.

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:56:14 GMT

Your Score: NIGHTCRAWLER!!!

Holy crap! You are:

If you had the power to teleport ANYWHERE at ANYTIME, where would YOU go? Actually, you are more rational and spiritual than the average X-Men, Night Crawler is always out to do the right thing. In real life, you're probably the "perfect" man or woman that everyone looks for, but you're too good a friend too see like that. Wow, can't ever get a break, eh?

Link: The Which X-Man Are You Test written by alexium on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

kala

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:39:15 GMT

Your Score: The Romantic Lover

59% partner focus, 52% aggressiveness, 50% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Romantic Lover.

The Romantic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the hallmark of young love--the Romantic Lover often loves the idea of being in love, and being a wonderful lover, and so they try to bring their prospective partners every bit of joy or happiness that they can. They are the serenaders, and the ones to rent carriages in the park or take a gondola ride down a canal. The Romantic Lover is a treasure to find, though they sometimes are prone to being hurt if their advances are ignored or harshly rebuffed.

In terms of physical love, the Romantic Lover can seem shy, but usually it is simply a by-product of wanting to be perfect for their lover, and often needs some extra encouragement and re-assurance to truly feel at ease. Given a special, intimate evening, and the right lover, the Romantic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Classic Lover (most of all) or the Suave Lover, or the Exotic Lover.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:

Nerds, Geeks & Dorks

Professional Wrestling

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sun, 27 May 2007 03:53:31 GMT

Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CHOKED!

ha ha that-a-way

Mon, 21 May 2007 05:07:00 GMT

Of course, the Great Depression did not have one single cause, but was jointly whelped by post-WWI global financial chaos and the stock market crash, which in term had been caused by overspeculation and falling profit margins during the supposedly prosperous Roaring Twenties.

I'm thinking I could find a better verb.

conversations I have had

Mon, 21 May 2007 02:13:09 GMT

Other AIM usernames removed to protect identity. Shock and awe!

--

(9:49:00 PM): i love you and i can't wait 'till anne and i have our threesome and produce offspring
(9:49:06 PM): actually that can't happen
(9:49:13 PM): like it's physically impossible
(9:49:20 PM): but maybe u and your science skills
(9:49:32 PM): can come up with a way to combine all three of our eggs
(9:49:38 PM): plus hugh laurie's sperm
(9:49:47 PM): god that kid would be so hot
ruevanity (9:49:47 PM): and we'll carry the kid for three months each
ruevanity (9:49:56 PM): it'd be eurasian too

(9:37:06 PM): little fat neopets
(9:37:11 PM): they might be the spawn of satan
ruevanity (9:37:58 PM): Anne, I think you're being needlessly cruel
ruevanity (9:38:27 PM): insulting my hour-old little bundles of joy
(9:38:30 PM): little soft fat spawn of satan
ruevanity (9:38:47 PM): you've never even played GORMBALL
ruevanity (9:38:57 PM): what do you know about FUN
(9:39:28 PM): i konw about fun
(9:39:30 PM): i do forensics

(1:22:08 AM): Oh fucking hell
(1:22:19 AM): I found a legendary pokemon in the grass and accidently killed it
(1:22:22 AM): %^&Y^*FGSIUJ
(1:22:26 AM): SCREW ALL POKEMON
(1:23:08 AM): ACCURSED POKEMON
(1:23:18 AM): THEY ALL SMELL ill jus play neopets for a while

ruevanity (9:53:32 PM): I am abt to argue that the New Deal was New. Is this redundant?
(9:53:44 PM): LOL a little
(9:53:52 PM): Maybe say revolutionary or something?
ruevanity (9:54:55 PM): When I am president I shallv enact the Revolutionary Deal. Everyone will be stumped!
(9:55:44 PM): LOL
ruevanity (9:56:52 PM): bother now I need another adjective
(9:57:56 PM): Uh
(9:58:05 PM): Fuzzy
ruevanity (10:06:48 PM): OMG yes

o, fiddlesticks

Sun, 20 May 2007 03:17:50 GMT

I am a fudgemuffin.

'e drinks a cida drink, 'e drinks a vodka drink!

Mon, 07 May 2007 00:38:43 GMT

Ally made a HYSTERICAL manip of Cameron's ridiculous line, "So I'm thinking we should have sex." The Australian accented song will STICK IN YOUR HEAD.

this delights me

Fri, 04 May 2007 04:27:40 GMT

House fic-in-progress. The beginning conversation is particular is mostly my notes with gaps where I'll put the dialogue, and I'm trying to ask my friend Jonquil if she wants to draw it in comic form (DREAM COME TRUE). In the meantime, a currently untitled House fic about the kind of nightmares House gets. Cuddy's dialogue was great fun. It is all quite silly and I learned a new word, sigmoidoscope! Flexible v.s. rigid.

It gets really very strange halfway through. I blame it on this sketch some friends of mine were watching called "Daughters". o.O

DIR="LTR">

House: Wilson, I need a perscription for (sleeping drugs)

Wilson: blah (writing it) You know,it's pretty cool you solve cases in your sleep.

House: Sure.

Wilson: But it's also pretty weird andhighly unplausible. It's unlike you to give explanations that are so,well, unlikely.

House: (Benzene story) What can I say,my brilliance permeates even my unconscious self.

Wilson: (nightmares) You know, I envyyou. I guess you never have any nightmares.

House: You don't say?

(FLASHBACK)

Wilson: I took Cuddy to a play lastnight.

House: (yawn)

Wilson: Then we walked hand in handthrough the moonlit streets of New Jersey long after dark, recitingour favourite poems.

House: O-kay...?

Wilson: She seems really to have likedthe flowers I bought her.

House: (spluttering) You bought herflowers?

Wilson: (mildly)Yes, I thought it would be a nice gesture.

Cuddy comes in,holding a bouquet of flowers half her size.

Cuddy: Goodmorning, Wilson.

Wilson: (blushing)Good morning.

Cuddy: I'veapproved every outlandish medical request you asked for. Please goahead and rearrange the patient's internal organs any way that yousee fit, I've just signed these forms that allow you to get aroundasking for the patient's consent. I have to say, I'm impressed withyour idea to drain the patient's lymphatic system and replace it withDiet Coke to see whether he responds to caffeine treatment. Oh, andWilson, you may remove the patient's brain because his pancreas is onfire. Excellent diagnosis, I think you caught it just at the righttime.

Wilson: Oh, Lisa.

House: Cuddy?!

Cuddy: Oh, you'rehere too. Aren't these begonias wonderful? Wilson bought them for me.

Wilson: They bringout the color of your eyes.

Cuddy: Oh, James,you think of everything.

House rushed fromthe room. The corridors of the Princeton-Plainsborough hospital werebedecked with begonias.

House: Oh my God.

(Ducklingencounter)

“Tell me,”House said slowly, “does anyone find this at all odd?”

“No,” saidCameron, looking defensive.

“No,” saidForeman, rolling his eyes.

“Naiuo,” saidChase, shrugging.

He ran back in.Wilson and Cuddy were standing side by side and – what? -exchanging meaningful looks.

Cuddy: House,there's something you ought to know. We've been meaning to tell youbut we wanted to wait for the right time...

House: I'm bracingmyself.

Wilson: Lisa and Iare sleeping together.

House: Excuse me,you're what?

Cuddy: Sleepingtogether. It started with that one night eight years ago –

House: WHAT?

Wilson: We have sixdaughters. Their names are Sarah, Leiah, Rachel, Rebekah, Ruth, andBathsheba.

Cuddy: House,please try to be happy for us. You'll meet the perfect woman for you.Maybe a vegetarian nutritionist or something.

Wilson: Or you candrown yourself in clinic duty. Cuddy will increase your hours anytimeyou like.

Cuddy: In fact,there's a case right now you should take.

Wilson: The patientof mine I mentioned earlier. He's being very difficult.

“Just who are wetalking about now?” House burst out. Dread was beginning to creepinto his stomach in a particularly creepy way.

Cuddy: You, House.The patient is you. (She brandished a XXX) Scalpel, Wilson.

Wilson: Scalpel.

Cuddy:Sigmoidoscope. (A/N: Do go Google this, it is quite a delightfulcontraption.)

Wilson:Sigmoidoscope. Rigid.

Cuddy: Strap himinto the MRI, Wilson. And play nothing but Beyonce.

House: What? No!No, no, noooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh-

Beyonce:(apparition or otherwise) You muss nat know bou' me! You muss natknow bou' me!

House: Nnnngh,nnnnnnghhh, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...

Beyonce: Donchooeva for a second git to thinkin' you're irreplacable.

Wilson: Elementary,my dear House, elementary, elementary tary tary tary...

Cuddy: I'm alwayshere.

Beyonce: To duhleff! To duh leff!

House thrashedabout and woke up.

Wilson: Are youokay, House? You're in a cold sweat and your right eyebrow istwitching.

House: Cuddy'sallergic to begonias.

Wilson:Really?
House: In case you ever get any ideas.

Wilson: Would I?Well, I'll bear that in mind if I ever decide to get Cuddy flowers.

House: Don't. Juststay far, far away from her.

Wilson: O-kay.(both walking down corridor) Have you two been fighting again? What'sshe done this time,

House:

Wilson: In yourdreams, House.

The blood drainedfrom House's face, but he strode on. And brought the tip of his canedown casually on Wilson's foot.

FY-ah!

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:08:06 GMT

Off to forensics State tourney in Albany. We're gonna burn it down.

(Figure of speech.)

life verses

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:43:13 GMT

On this mountain He will destroy the shroud that enfolds all peoples,
the sheet that covers all nations; He will swallow up death forever.
The Sovereign Lord will wipe away the tears from all faces;
He will remove the disgrace of His people from all the earth.
The Lord has spoken.

Isaiah 25:7-8

What do Tyra Banks and Gary Cooper have in common?

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:12:26 GMT

ME, apparently.

Otra vez!

Lololololololo (note that this is different from LoL)

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:55:20 GMT

SMS exchange.

Me: Omg so not concentratg
Jonquil: Me neither and 4got phy txtbook gah! Whens his quiz!?
I: We dont hav 1 i think. watchg hugh...
J: Oh thx jebus! Ill start doin fun things after some work...
I: Wish i were more like u
J: If u were, ud be 5 ft tall and sleepy all day!

because I've liked the black and white thing lately

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:41:56 GMT

A verse that really struck me today:

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:33:34 GMT

Fudged some questions but this is quite something.

AMAZING WEBSITE

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:39:52 GMT

This site has medical reviews of EVERY episode of House, but that's not the truly stunning part. This guy catalogues a a list of PSYCHIC NOSEBLEEDS. It has to be seen to be believed. I think it will be very hard to stay off the computer now.

http://www.politedissent.com/index.php?s=nosebleed&submit=search

and it's all

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:00:37 GMT

I love chronicalling (chronocling? bad headache and jet lag, sorry) these odd fanfiction moments:

"House could feel electromagnetic pulses surging through his whole body and he grabbed her waist (blah blah) -"

I am madly addicted to House. Today I watched Top Secret and Fetal Position and went around the house (!!) the rest of the day giggling to myself (though I very nearly cried watching Fetal Position too). Ahhhhhh.